I am a student and I want a laptop

Living in Sindh, I envy the students of Punjab. If only I was a student in some university in Punjab, I could get a free laptop. Imagine a free LAPTOP! Imagine how much money I could get by selling that laptop and getting a cheap PC that would be sufficient to cater my computer needs. With that extra money I could party hard with my friends for a long long time.

Imagine my happiness when I can get a free laptop without working hard. It is not offered as an incentive for some extra ordinary achievement but as a giveaway for all- look at the impartiality. I don’t care if there are people who spend their days without food, I just want a laptop cause I am a student. It’s funny how some people think that the money could have been well spent on solid developmental schemes. These people overlook the fact that these laptops would create employment opportunities; think of the people who repair these machines! Moreover think of the poor but sincere people who got the tendor to provide these laptops!

Hats, Shirts, Pants off to the PML-N government, which care so much for the students. Obviously, students don’t require state of the art research facilities; we live in Pakistan and don’t expect students to do wonders. A laptop is more important for the students; they need to relax their mind by watching movies, dances and TV-Series on their free laptop. Indeed, students have a life and they need a portable device to chat in private. How cool would it be to brag in their in-laws that the person owns a laptop? It’s like the most essential necessity.

Marvi Memon tweets, ‘I wish sindh studenTs n kp n ajk n baloch n gb cld also get laptops’. I wish that her words are blessed and wish fulfilled. So what if she never thought of it when she was in power earlier? She now has a philanthropist leadership. The leadership is concerned about the future of the students; getting votes is trivial. There is nothing more a student could ask.

Laptops can definitely play a pivotal role in the betterment of the nation, in fact I am thinking of propagating the slogan “Students with LAPTOPS- Prosperous Pakistan”. Oh, how desperately I want something that I don’t need. Nonetheless, laptops are a symbol for development and I want a developed Pakistan. I am a student and I want a laptop.