Cardiac Arrest- A Doctor’s Perspective (Excerpt from a MEMO)

It came to my attention recently that the dearly loved president of Pakistan had an unexpected cardiac episode this past day. Being a curious heart specialist that I am, I decided to start a scrupulous inquiry in the matter in hand. No need to be skeptical- It was a GENUINE medical condition!

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Breaking it down in a succinct manner- The president was all well a month ago, satisfied by his flourishing government. Then came a powerful gush of blood to His right atrium, as a Tsunami of people gathered in the historic ground of Lahore with IK naming a dearly friend in the United States. Though the news was powerful, it couldn’t harm the president’s tough heart muscles which handled the increasing pressure with its superior elasticity.

It wasn’t long that another tremor made way in His blood supply, only this time it was enough to constrict a minor arteriole adjacent to His heart.  What I discovered was that the tremor incepted in the US by the mischief of someone named Mansoor Ejaz. Much to the surprise of the president’s personal physician, Mr President’s condition deteriorated there on. The disease proliferated deep within the body as media and members of the civil society wrote about a particular matter ponderously.

Soon the president started feeling heat from the foreign allies which not only exacerbated his sweating but also caused the shooting of His LDL levels. The disease had now been flagged precocious. Aid was sought from every possible asset; friends were incited. But alas, it was too obvious and people repudiated.

The hierarchy in the army became active and the Judiciary came into action. It was only a matter of time that Mr President faced the deadliest of the attacks.

There it was- a call from the Boss. Our president tried to act cool but His voice sounded “incoherent”; not able to handle the tension of the bicuspid valves. It was the final indication that the HOSPITAL in Abu Dhabi be prepared for Mr President.

No one is to be blamed but the hedonist people of Pakistan for their reprehensible deeds. They have flagrantly denied the philanthropist contributions of the president. Let’s all hope the president is taken good care of abroad!